Copied w/permission.  Any time I have a laugh, I want to share.  This one should do the trick for you! Ha, Ha, Ha.
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a
 wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mommy, look
 at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.  Trying to keep her 
entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, 
"Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed 
out of the room again.  When I returned, my daughter was standing on the
 bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, 
"What's wrong honey?"  "Mommy, where's my booger?" 
lol - That'll teach her to eat fingers!
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