Friday, August 14, 2009
ALL GOOD THINGS IN GOOD TIME! A Ha Ha***
A cop was patrolling near midnight in a well-known lovers lane spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He then notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. "Uh... yes officer?" The cop says, "What are you doing?" The young man says, "Well officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says, "And her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs, "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone in a car at night in a lovers lane... and nothing that breaks the obscenity law is happening! The cop asks, "What's your age, young man?" The young man says, "I'm 22, sir." The cop asks, "And her... she looks very young, maybe underage--what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in eleven minutes!"