Friday, September 2, 2011
Grin and bear it ***
Goat for Dinner
The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.
While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.
"Goat," the very little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled 'man of the cloth,' "Are you sure about that?"
"Yes I am" said the youngster, just as his parents walked in to overhear him.
"I heard Daddy say to Mommee...this morning."
"Today is just as good as any day
to have 'the old goat' here for dinner."
Understanding Engineer Minds #1
Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly....
and said, "Good choice:
The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."