With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65 year old
friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from
hospital and went home, I went to visit.
"May I see the new baby?" I asked.
"Not yet," She said I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed and I asked, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," she said. After a few minutes had elapsed, I asked again,
"May I see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES." she told me.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he cries?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. OK?"