"Betty," called the teacher, "tell me the meaning of the word 'trickle'."
"To run slowly," said Betty.
"Quite right," said the teacher. "Now tell me the meaning of the word 'anecdote'."
"A short funny tale," said Betty.
"Good girl," said the teacher. "Now see if you can give me a sentence with both those words in it."
Betty thought for a moment, and then said, "Yes, I know. Our dog trickled down the street wagging his anecdote."
Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years. Yet, he will kill any man who does.
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
....and over on Merles's Third Try,http://merle-3rdtimelucky.blogspot.com/2010/02/two-wolves.html/2010/02/two-wolves.html you will find much to laugh over. She's posted some real funnies today.