Two morons are driving along and they have to stop at a shopping mall.
So they find a parking space, get out of the car, slam the doors and the driver says, "Damn, I just locked the keys in the car".
"What are we going to do now?" says the other man.
"I don't know," replies the driver, "I guess we will have to break the windshield and get them out."
"No," says his friend, "you can't break the windshield. Maybe you can find a coat hanger and open the door that way."
"That is too difficult," says the driver.
"Well," replies the friend, "you had better think of something fast, because it is starting to rain and the top is down."