A TOUGH OLD COWBOY . . .humor with bang!
A tough old cowboy from South Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gun powder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously, to the age of 103 when he died.... He left behind 10 children, 22 grandchildren 12 great grandchildren, 9 great-great grandchildren and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.