Outrageous Sentences Actually Typed By Medical Secretaries! ***

These are sentences actually typed by National Health Service's (the publicly funded healthcare system of the United Kingdom) medical secretaries:1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain
in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.