a 'blonde' joke ***

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, remember...
`` My next house will have no kitchen. Just vending machines and a large trash can.


I asked my very blonde friend why she was looking so happy, and she said, "I had my new car checked and was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. And I was so relieved when he told me, all I needed was turn signal fluid, and it was my 'lucky day'...since they were giving a big $50 discount today on a 16 oz. size bottle...and he showed me on the bottle it could be used as a brake fluid too."