Gandhi's Words ***

A 'No' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a'Yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.
Mahatma Gandhi

Have a Grin ***

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

And:
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

I failed to get the name of these speakers - comedians, of course.

Opposites ***

Two young guys were talking about what they wanted to find in their mate. One friend said,"Some people say people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What do you think?" The second friend replied, "I think they're right. That's why I am looking for a girl with money!"

Laughter is the Mortar of the House of Joy ~ Kryon ***

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top quotes in corporate America

Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company:
"This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."

Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service:
"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."

Plant Manager, Delco Corporation:
"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."

Interview with Andrew D Basiago - Amazing ***

1/39 parts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwE8m50sbWk

Isn't It So ***

"It's tough making predictions, especially about the future."
Yogi Berra